Permission to Whip Me Granted

You give me awards and I ignore you. Really I don't know why you put up with my shit. Seriously though, it's not because I don't love them (what narcissist woman doesn't love recognition) it's because, it's because.....errrr......ummmmm...well .... oh look a pony.

I have no reason. I suck. Feel free to throw things.

And if you didn't feel like throwing things at me before, well you will by the time you get to the end of this post. I expect to lose all but three followers by the time I'm done.

Deep breath....aaaaannnnnd here we go!

From Gundiva at Just Another Perfect Day and  J at Boobies and Babies gave me this one.  Go now, check out both these women.

Gdiva and I have been dubbed honorary Mom's by Tink, which would make us lesbians. I'm not sure how I feel about that but hey what's another child when I have three all ready.

J is a new reader and if you don't follow her I strongly suggest you do so. Today she admitted to having fake boobs. Balls .... this woman has balls!!!!! She'll also give you hell about not painting your toenails. Who doesn't need a good swift kick in the arse every now and again?

From Linda at The Good the Bad The Worse

This one makes me go teeeheeeee because I am such a trouble maker! Stir the pot and walk away. Of course it's all done in the name of fun, right?

Don't know Linda? Go now. Do not wait on this one. You will never read a classier broad. She once wrote about a fancy schmanzy dinner she went to where the hostess proceeded to dine in her underwear. You can do that sort of thing apparently if you're filthy rich. Linda reminds me of my mother, it's one reason I love her.

Jen at Pieces of Me gave me this one. Appropriate considering the number of times in the run of a week I want to punch someone in the throat.

Jen is another new read for me. A New York gal (which makes me tres envious) that takes some beautiful photos. Stop by and say hi to her.

Terry at Oh 4 Petes Sake and Tina at Awaiting Tranquility. Terry actually passed this one along to both Tina and I and then Tina passed it along to me again. We need a spreadsheet people!

Terry aka Queenshit (so dubbed by yours truly) swears almost as much as I do. Gives her stardom in my book. And really.... "Holy fucking monkey balls"? The english language is a beautiful thing people.

Tina's a relatively new blogger so stop by and say hi to her.

Corrie at Just Because My Pickle Doesn't Talk gave me this one. She actually gave me a choice of three and I chose this one because I'm a slacker. I have no idea who Otin is...really we do we care? I'm sure he's a wonderful person.

Again, stop by and say hi to Corrie.

Quixotic at Quixotic Life passed this along. What would the life of a blogger be if not for the comments? Well we'd spend alot of time talking to ourselves. Not that that's a bad thing.

Speaking of comments, I've gotten some doozies over the last little while. It's often the replies to my replies that get really interesting. Take for instance this:

"LMFAOOO! Oh god!! that IS quite the image isn't it...see, it COULD happen...just sayin! When I go out--you can guarantee the coroner will want to dabble in necrophilia."

Any idea who said it...I`ll give you a hint. She`s one of the ladies above. And I did receive her permission before posting it here as it was an email and not a comment on a post.

Are you tired yet. There are rules and shit I`m supposed to do. Oh look the sun is shining.