Permission to Whip Me Granted

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You give me awards and I ignore you. Really I don't know why you put up with my shit. Seriously though, it's not because I don't love them (what narcissist woman doesn't love recognition) it's because, it's because.....errrr......ummmmm...well .... oh look a pony.

I have no reason. I suck. Feel free to throw things.

And if you didn't feel like throwing things at me before, well you will by the time you get to the end of this post. I expect to lose all but three followers by the time I'm done.

Deep breath....aaaaannnnnd here we go!

From Gundiva at Just Another Perfect Day and  J at Boobies and Babies gave me this one.  Go now, check out both these women.

Gdiva and I have been dubbed honorary Mom's by Tink, which would make us lesbians. I'm not sure how I feel about that but hey what's another child when I have three all ready.

J is a new reader and if you don't follow her I strongly suggest you do so. Today she admitted to having fake boobs. Balls .... this woman has balls!!!!! She'll also give you hell about not painting your toenails. Who doesn't need a good swift kick in the arse every now and again?

This one makes me go teeeheeeee because I am such a trouble maker! Stir the pot and walk away. Of course it's all done in the name of fun, right?

Don't know Linda? Go now. Do not wait on this one. You will never read a classier broad. She once wrote about a fancy schmanzy dinner she went to where the hostess proceeded to dine in her underwear. You can do that sort of thing apparently if you're filthy rich. Linda reminds me of my mother, it's one reason I love her.

Jen at Pieces of Me gave me this one. Appropriate considering the number of times in the run of a week I want to punch someone in the throat.

Jen is another new read for me. A New York gal (which makes me tres envious) that takes some beautiful photos. Stop by and say hi to her.

Terry at Oh 4 Petes Sake and Tina at Awaiting Tranquility. Terry actually passed this one along to both Tina and I and then Tina passed it along to me again. We need a spreadsheet people!

Terry aka Queenshit (so dubbed by yours truly) swears almost as much as I do. Gives her stardom in my book. And really.... "Holy fucking monkey balls"? The english language is a beautiful thing people.

Tina's a relatively new blogger so stop by and say hi to her.

Corrie at Just Because My Pickle Doesn't Talk gave me this one. She actually gave me a choice of three and I chose this one because I'm a slacker. I have no idea who Otin is...really we do we care? I'm sure he's a wonderful person.

Again, stop by and say hi to Corrie.

Quixotic at Quixotic Life passed this along. What would the life of a blogger be if not for the comments? Well we'd spend alot of time talking to ourselves. Not that that's a bad thing.

Speaking of comments, I've gotten some doozies over the last little while. It's often the replies to my replies that get really interesting. Take for instance this:

"LMFAOOO! Oh god!! that IS quite the image isn't it...see, it COULD happen...just sayin! When I go out--you can guarantee the coroner will want to dabble in necrophilia."

Any idea who said it...I`ll give you a hint. She`s one of the ladies above. And I did receive her permission before posting it here as it was an email and not a comment on a post.

Are you tired yet. There are rules and shit I`m supposed to do. Oh look the sun is shining.


Anonymous said...
March 21, 2010 at 10:49 AM

LOL! :)

You deserve these awards and a billion more!

What kind of sick bitch would make the necrophilia comment? ;)

Anonymous said...
March 21, 2010 at 10:50 AM


Anonymous said...
March 21, 2010 at 11:21 AM

Congratulations, you.
Wow, you must be...Oh, Hi Georgia, walkies?

Erin said...
March 21, 2010 at 11:56 AM

Congrats on all your bloggy bling! I stopped doing awards posts b/c I am disorganized and can't remember who gave me what, etc...

So now I just post a list of links to peeps I love. Some might call me lazy, but it works for me.


singedwingangel said...
March 21, 2010 at 12:06 PM

Congrats on all the bling. I like you forget I get them or loathe listing blogs I wnat to honor. I usually say simply look to your right at that list, if your on it your in like Flynn lol..

Anonymous said...
March 21, 2010 at 1:33 PM

Everything will be fine as long as you keep on blogging! You deserve those awards, you entertain us all the time!


My Mercurial Nature said...
March 21, 2010 at 1:37 PM

I'm still looking for the ponies! I love ponies! (Congrats!)

MindyMom said...
March 21, 2010 at 1:37 PM

That's a lot of bling! Much deserved. Congrats to you.

Kat said...
March 21, 2010 at 1:42 PM

Congratulations on all the blog awards! Much deserved! Bravo!

Linda Medrano said...
March 21, 2010 at 2:35 PM

Hooray for your award, DM! You are wonderful and deserve many awards and even money. I love award but have such a hard time following directions. It's my curse in life. I need a GPS to walk to the store, and then I forget how to use it.

Linda Medrano said...
March 21, 2010 at 2:36 PM

Make that "awards" not "award". If spell check doesn't pick it up, I don't either. LOL!

Taylorvillegirl said...
March 21, 2010 at 2:38 PM

Speaking of awards, I have a little something for you over at Girly Bitz. Looks like you already have it, but who cares. :)

June said...
March 21, 2010 at 2:47 PM

Hey Look!!
The sun is shining here too!

Congrats and all but I didn't read the whole post because the sun is shining and my ADD is full swing...

Sarah With Scissors said...
March 21, 2010 at 3:07 PM

look at you... that is something ...
Now I gotta check out these other blogs 'cause if they love you they obviously rock.

The Only Girl said...
March 21, 2010 at 5:40 PM

You'll all famous and such - Congrats!

Mad Woman said...
March 21, 2010 at 6:36 PM

Wow do you ever get a lot of awards! Thanks for sharing all those awesome bloggers with us..I can't wait to add to my already overflowing list of good reads.

MiMi said...
March 21, 2010 at 7:36 PM

Sheesh, you got lots of awards I've never seen! :)

Tracie said...
March 21, 2010 at 9:43 PM

I suck so bad at awards that people have just stopped handing them out to me.

I hope you had an awesome weekend!

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...
March 21, 2010 at 10:19 PM

That's it where do I go to unfollow?

Pshhha. I am the worst about awards, too. So, you're in good company. Err, in my opinion at least.

Terry said...
March 21, 2010 at 10:26 PM

OMG...right as I clicked to comment on THIS post I saw the title of the previous post and spit my diet coke out..."Thank Fuck it's Friday"....lmao...gotta go back and read that one too!
Glad you like the Holy Fucking Monkey Balls award :) You truly deserve it!!

gayle said...
March 21, 2010 at 11:58 PM

Congrats to you on all your awards!! Oh you have to check Otin out...he is awesome and tells the best stories!!

Mrsblogalot said...
March 22, 2010 at 7:02 AM

You are so worthy!!!! Congratulations girl!!!!

Ian said...
March 22, 2010 at 9:40 AM

Congrats on your awards...PLUS being featured on my place in the form of a button for a week!

You can thank the Quackmeister for that

Danielle said...
March 22, 2010 at 11:18 AM

You are definitely one funny momma!

Anonymous said...
March 22, 2010 at 11:46 AM

Some great awards there missy... I am just as slack (but I'll never admit to it. EVER!) ;0)

Anonymous said...
March 22, 2010 at 12:15 PM

holy awards batman!! congrats lady!

Homesick Cajun said...
March 22, 2010 at 2:23 PM

Lmao...congrats on the awards you deserve them girl!

Aunt Juicebox said...
March 22, 2010 at 4:13 PM

I'm really bad about posting these too. Mostly I just hate talking about myself and a lot of them require "memes". Also? I hate having to CHOOSE who else to give them too. Love them otherwise.

Yankee Girl said...
March 22, 2010 at 4:46 PM

I suck balls at passing on awards. And I hate sucking balls.

Congrats to you on all of them! You are very deserving!

Corinne said...
March 23, 2010 at 2:27 AM

Congrats!! Well done!

Definitely a deserving recipient of these awards!

Anonymous said...
March 23, 2010 at 3:40 AM

Awesome! Congrats! You rock. Which you obviously know since you just got a shitload of awards to remind you of your coolness. =)

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