I couldn't resist really...this pic just spoke to me.
In all actuality, it's more like this....
I got nothing for ya.
Hey, tell me what you want to hear. I have tons of stories, from the time I puked in the back of a cop car when I was 13 to the time I had to tell my mother I was pregnant...on my 18th birthday. What's something you'd really like to know about yours truly? Because I'm just that fascinating, I know.