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I'm playing along with Ian's Monday Minute today. If you want to come drink the kool aid too just hop over to Ian's place and link up

1 - What drugs have you done in your life?

Weed, hash, and that stuff that makes you think it's a brilliant idea to hitchike in your nightie with your white, deaf cat....the name escapes me. No long term affects from any of it though.

2 - A/S/L?

I'm 29. WHAT? Ok dammit 36
Sex? Not in a long time. They say use it or lose it so every morning I wake up I check to make sure "it" is still there.
East coast of Canada

3 - Do you pick your nose?

Only when I'm doing drugs.

4 - What's your favorite childhood cartoon

The Smurfs! I so wanted to be slutty smurf. Everybody has to have a dream right?

5 - List the URL, of what you believe to be the best blog post you've ever done

In this one I talk about a birthday celebration, there might be drinking from a shoe inolved.


Aphrodite's Mortal Friend (ME) said...
April 26, 2010 at 8:15 AM

No comments on drinking from a shoe ;-) However you can get it in I say!

Menopausal New Mom said...
April 26, 2010 at 9:24 AM

Smurfs! You are so young! Mine was Bugs Bunny if you even know who that is Lol!

Queen of Feisty said...
April 26, 2010 at 10:22 AM

Morning. Wow I'm finally an early commenter, this fun Monday Minute reminds me of the Manic Monday I sometimes do. I should probably do one or the other today.

Gah... feels like I swallowed a few spiders... I hate that when I first wake up, don't you?

(all the above was typed prior to coffee intake. Please excuse my rambling)

Logical Libby said...
April 26, 2010 at 10:44 AM

Oh, Smurfs, is there nothing they can't do?

Anonymous said...
April 26, 2010 at 11:15 AM

LMFAOOOO! The whole image of someone wandering down the road in their nightie w/ deaf white cat in tow...hilarious!

LOVE that you wanted to be the slutty smurf..I still do. :)

Salt said...
April 26, 2010 at 11:44 AM

Now that I have a mental picture of you on the side of the road in a nightie with a white cat and your finger up your nose...

I'm glad your brain is ok. :)

blueviolet said...
April 26, 2010 at 11:59 AM

Hated pot, loved hash. And like you, I forgot the rest. ;)

Anonymous said...
April 26, 2010 at 1:11 PM

so up until just now i thought weed and hash were the same thing. don't mind me, i don't know anything about anything...

Faux Trixie said...
April 26, 2010 at 2:02 PM

I'm afraid to do this, particularly as to #1. Whatever. It was college. I was entitled.

Tracie said...
April 26, 2010 at 2:26 PM

I watched The Smurfs, too. Now my kids like them. I remember that post - it was full of The Awesome.

dadshouse said...
April 26, 2010 at 2:31 PM

There are women hitchhiking the east coast of Canada in their nighties? Damn, I'm in the wrong part of the world!

Mass Hole Mommy said...
April 26, 2010 at 3:19 PM

Mwahahaha, the Smurfs are still on Boomerang. My 5 year old loves them!

Anonymous said...
April 26, 2010 at 4:14 PM

A slutty Smurf huh?

Well paint yourself blue, head down to the local bar and fulfill those dreams baby!


Iva said...
April 26, 2010 at 4:45 PM

SMURFS all the way! :)

Hope you had a nice weekend! Happy Monday! :)

MiMi said...
April 26, 2010 at 4:52 PM

Mine is smurfs too!
Okay, I'm such an idiot, girl, I was reading this and forgot where I was...I was thinking I was reading Ian's post. GAH!!! How confusing for me!

Linda Medrano said...
April 26, 2010 at 8:16 PM

Jesus, Baby, I thought at first you were hitching with a "DEAD" white cat, and I was horrified. "Deaf" white cat is fine!

Angelia said...
April 26, 2010 at 9:26 PM

I may have to start doing this Monday Minute thing. Looks fun!

I've never hitchhiked with a deaf cat, but I have done things that made me SEE deaf cats...does that count?

Drinking from a shoe? I'm so there!

carma said...
April 26, 2010 at 9:53 PM

you are craaa-zy! Glad you survived the hitchhiking. Guess 48 hours was not on TV back then. I've seen too many hitchhiking episodes on that show; none of which have ended well. Just call me Debbie Downer :D

Lisa said...
April 26, 2010 at 11:49 PM

BTW, thank you for the F-you on my post tonight...I think it was a compliment?

I have never taken any illegal drugs. I barely even drink...I hate the feeling of being tipsy or buzzed. Yeah, I know, I am a freak!

I hated and still hate the Smurfs. I was a Scooby Doo without that damn Scrappy Doo Little Shit fan.

I could never choose my most fave post. I have three blogs and I love when I do something I like...the TP over or under was a mighty powerful blog though.

:) We learn so much from post like these! LOL

Aunt Juicebox said...
April 27, 2010 at 11:55 AM

I loved the Smurfs too. The amusement park we go to in the summer used to have the BEST Smurf ride, and they even had blue icecream called Smurfcream. The don't have the ride anymore, but they still have the blue icecream, it's just not Smurfy anymore.

Unknown Mami said...
April 27, 2010 at 2:30 PM

It is never to late to be a slutty Smurf! Keep the dream alive.

Kat said...
April 27, 2010 at 3:20 PM

Wow, I never thought to check and see if mine is there every morning (although the bike proved to me it IS indeed THERE)...

Crazy Brunette said...
April 27, 2010 at 4:23 PM

Smurfs was my answer to biotch!!!

We're so bad-ass!!!

Jen said...
April 27, 2010 at 6:44 PM

There was only one girl, so there wouldn't be any competition...slutty smurf would be having a lot of fun...

*LLUVIA* said...
April 29, 2010 at 1:38 AM

I loved the Smurfs!!!! I watched them in Spanish as a kid and then in English when I moved to the U.S.

Michelle Pixie said...
April 29, 2010 at 3:20 PM

I wanted to be smurfette too! ;-)