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It's Tuesday, the day I get to be a snarky, contankerous ole' bitch all because of  Zgirl! I know, really when have I ever needed an excuse? Still, I feel somehow validated when it's an actual theme. If you want to join in the fun hop on over and link up at the Think Tank.

Dear Blogger,
 
What the hell? For some reason, people who I've been following since I started blogging (I know...forevaaaahhh like a whole 4 months and I'm going to hang myself if I don't reach 100 followers soon, would paying people to follow me seem desperate?) are suddenly getting dropped from my reading list and I'm not following them anymore even though I haven't done anything to unfollow them. What the hell is going on?

I pay damn good money to have my words of wisdom bullshit posted on your server. Okay maybe not, but still. It's happened at least 7 or 8 times over the past several weeks, I'll be reading along when all of a sudden I'll think "Oh, so and so hasn't updated in a long time" only to discover they're not on my list anymore. When I go to their site apparently I'm not following them anymore either. Ohhh the horror of it all. And then I cry.

I expect my public apology any time now. You hear that google fuckers? These people have important shit to say that I must read.

Threatening to move to wordpress.
DualMom



Dear Scales,

I know, I know, I know shutupalready.

This weekend involved these*.








And plates of these.....(yes, they're being cooked in about a half pound of butter shutyourface)

And 4 cheese lasagne with garlic bread. Let's not forget we ate chocolate silk pie for desert....at breakfast. Apps included potato chips with dip (mmmmmm dip) chocolate, cheese and crackers. I'm sure the jugs of crantinis didn't contain a whole lot of calories.

We did manage a walk at 10:30 at night, in snow past our knees, drunk. It seemed like a good idea at the time. No one ever accused us of being wise dear scale.

I thought for sure you would betray me in much the same way I have betrayed you this week. But you didn't. You didn't budge, and for that I'd like to french kiss you.


*If you've never had these let me know, I'll send you the recipe. They are potstickers and they are one of the bestest things to eat in the whole world. Especially when made and consumed in the company of good friends with jugs and jugs and crantinis.



Despite the perception my blog portrays, I do do other things besides drink and eat with my friends.

31 comments:

LiLu said...
February 9, 2010 at 12:20 PM

Wordpress! Do it do it!!!

Mae Rae said...
February 9, 2010 at 12:48 PM

what@! you don't just drink and hang out with friends? Well, that might just be the reason that I unfollow. Ooonnnllyyy joking! I love your blog. You are at 96 at this time and you can get another 4. I have been blogging for the same amount and only have 33. Thirty three AWESOME followers. I want the recipe btw, if you still love me.

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...
February 9, 2010 at 12:49 PM

go to my blog and go the scroll bar where it says speaking from the ... and go down to experience. that will tell you how to get more followers.

and i am glad -knock on wood- to have never had these issues w/ google but LOTS of peeps have

Yankee Girl said...
February 9, 2010 at 1:00 PM

There is nothing wrong with drinking and eating!!!

Is there?

The Only Girl said...
February 9, 2010 at 1:21 PM

Wow - that Blogger problem sucks! I self-host on Wordpress - love it.

June said...
February 9, 2010 at 1:49 PM

I would love the pot sticker recipe! We buy the frozen ones that are from Costco, they are pretty tasty and ready in 15 minutes.

Jugs of crantinis? Yummy! Nothing compares to good friends and a good drunk!

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...
February 9, 2010 at 1:54 PM

You hear that Google Fuckers?

Your best line to date. Love it.

Menopausal New Mom said...
February 9, 2010 at 2:14 PM

Oh that recipe looks so delicious! I have to behave though but once I budge some of the lard hanging around my ass, I just may be back for that recipe!

So the scales didn't budge after all that! Lucky you, I'd like a set of scales like that too!

theothermommy said...
February 9, 2010 at 3:20 PM

Yes yes come to wordpress! Then I don't have to log in everytime I want to comment!!
Crantini jug?? Woman, you are going to make me come out there and drink with you!!

theothermommy said...
February 9, 2010 at 3:20 PM

Yes yes come to wordpress! Then I don't have to log in everytime I want to comment!!
Crantini jug?? Woman, you are going to make me come out there and drink with you!!

Tiffany said...
February 9, 2010 at 3:25 PM

blogger has done that to me sooo many times. super annoying. i'm back to thinking about wordpress again...i'm scared yo.

and ain't nuthin wrong with dessert for breakfast! just saying...

Vinomom said...
February 9, 2010 at 3:52 PM

Seriously Blogger sucks ASS ! Make the change to Wordpress and you will be amazed. Especially w/ the comments. Blogger comments are such a PITA. And I speak from the viewpoint of someone who has posted through both!

BigSis said...
February 9, 2010 at 4:05 PM

I'm in a similar situation with my scale. And, I don't like it at all!

Happy Hour...Somewhere said...
February 9, 2010 at 4:20 PM

I had to check and make sure I'm still considered one of your followers~! Still there. But now I have to go check and see if I am still following everyone I want to follow. I have a headache now...did that make sense? It is only noon here but I need a drink. The food looked so nummy~!

Daffy said...
February 9, 2010 at 4:37 PM

Drinking and eating with friends....there are other things in life besides this???

SNORT

No one told me! Oh and I don't really need the friends part....drinking and eating all on my own makes my heart warm :O)

Jen said...
February 9, 2010 at 5:00 PM

wordpress!! :)

by the way, you are too FUNNY

(yes, they're being cooked in about a half pound of butter shutyourface)

lol

adrienzgirl said...
February 9, 2010 at 6:10 PM

My Momma told me not to say anything if I didn't have anything nice to say....

So......

QUIT EATING ALL THE GARBAGE WOMAN!

Secretia said...
February 9, 2010 at 7:38 PM

I need a new scale and I'm buying the kind that you have! A friendly one...

Secretia

Noelle said...
February 9, 2010 at 7:54 PM

you had me at four cheese lasagne. i'm putty in your hands.

Mrsblogalot said...
February 9, 2010 at 7:59 PM

The same exact thing happened to me! Along with all of my Google connect friends box completely disappearing taking all the friends with them!.....and bloglist links not updating for weeks.

Crazy stuff but I would not even know where to begin to switch over.

Can't even complain 'cause it's free. Wait, I think I just did (-:

That One Mom said...
February 9, 2010 at 8:12 PM

Hehehe, I'm with you on the food and drink. I just need to stop the celebrating already...

Kmama said...
February 9, 2010 at 10:31 PM

Blogger has been effing up for me too, but I'm too chicken to go to Wordpress!

Terry said...
February 10, 2010 at 8:09 AM

Ohhh so envious of your drunken walk in the snow!! I miss those days....
I hope I didn't get dropped from your reading list...otherwise google will have to pay...big time!!

Corrie Howe said...
February 10, 2010 at 1:28 PM

I've had people fall off too. Don't know why.

Hey, Super Bowl, food and drinks! Enough said.

Tracie said...
February 10, 2010 at 6:16 PM

Blogger sucks. You know the saying - You get what you pay for. I'd love to move to wp but I think I'm too dumb to use it.

Corinne said...
February 10, 2010 at 9:55 PM

Hey - follower number 100, at your service!!

The Blue Zoo said...
February 11, 2010 at 3:24 AM

Eating and drinking with friends sounds awesome!

And Im kinda glad Blogger is screwing with you too. I thought I was the only one.

Laura said...
February 11, 2010 at 5:31 PM

All I can say is the one upside of being deathly sick this week has been the weight loss... *sighs*

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gayle said...
February 11, 2010 at 8:34 PM

oh crap I hope blogger doesn't mess with me!! Congrats on not gaining!!