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Got this in my email this morning. It sums it all up nicely. T minus two days until project drug me and throw me from a moving bus chaperone!



MY LIVING WILL


Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'


They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are SO on my shit list ...

I really do love that woman!

31 comments:

rxBambi said...
May 17, 2010 at 10:35 PM

lol I love maxine! and nobody better lay a finger on my wine dammit!

rxBambi said...
May 17, 2010 at 10:35 PM

oh and FIRST! woot!

Steven Anthony said...
May 17, 2010 at 10:48 PM

LMAO...that is so funny, I snorted out loud ;)

Danielle said...
May 17, 2010 at 11:53 PM

OMG, that is so going to be me someday. LOL

Ed said...
May 18, 2010 at 12:01 AM

Good luck on your trip.

Feel free to throat punch a kid.

Any kid.

For any reason.

Consider it therapy.

It's like your payment for going.

They owe it to you.

Crazy Brunette said...
May 18, 2010 at 12:02 AM

Too fucking funny lady!!!!!

The Queen said...
May 18, 2010 at 7:15 AM

That is why the computer is on the main floor,, the wine is on the main floor.. and all kids are stored in the basement!

Have a funky vacation!

Mrsblogalot said...
May 18, 2010 at 8:16 AM

LOL! It's like I'm looking in a mirror!!

adrienzgirl said...
May 18, 2010 at 9:36 AM

I'm pretty sure you could get away with killing the kids for that no problem. Temporary insanity defense would work for sure. "But your honor, they threw out my wine! And they made me go unplugged."

Good....um....luck on your trip. Please don't kill anyone.

*LLUVIA* said...
May 18, 2010 at 9:56 AM

LOL!

I have a feeling that's gonna be me! :P

MindyMom said...
May 18, 2010 at 10:43 AM

Lol. Love it! How is it that this fits so many of us perfectly??

That One Mom said...
May 18, 2010 at 12:45 PM

LMAO!! Totally!!!

Salt said...
May 18, 2010 at 1:01 PM

I am keeping my fingers crossed that you make it out of this trip alive and still sane. I can't wait to hear the stories though. I know they are going to be amazing.

MiMi said...
May 18, 2010 at 1:25 PM

I LOVE that joke!
Good luck with the chaperone thing...I can't wait to hear the stories!

The Blue Zoo said...
May 18, 2010 at 1:39 PM

Cant wait to hear how the trip goes!

Try not to kill anyone. Would they let you blog from prison?

Linda Medrano said...
May 18, 2010 at 1:41 PM

I love Maxine too! This is hysterical!

Erin said...
May 18, 2010 at 5:52 PM

How appropriate! I can't wait to hear the nitty gritty once you get back!

Yankee Girl said...
May 19, 2010 at 12:12 AM

If it wasn't for wine I would never have made it through the past four weeks!

~J said...
May 19, 2010 at 11:14 AM

Bwhahaha! I love that!

blueviolet said...
May 19, 2010 at 5:28 PM

She goes to the heart of things. Love her!

Lisa said...
May 19, 2010 at 8:19 PM

I think you and Maxine are my heroes. Keep the snark and bitchery alive. Viva Dual Mom! :)

Aunt Juicebox said...
May 20, 2010 at 10:03 AM

LOL Yep, pretty much does sum it up, doesn't it?

mepsipax said...
May 22, 2010 at 1:35 PM

That was epic. I do love that woman...when I was a kid, I copied (drew) a comic of her and made it for my mom's bday card....

Vinomom said...
May 24, 2010 at 11:46 PM

I actually cannot tell you the amount of times someone has forwarded me that on email and said "I thought of you when I read this!"

Bitches.

Erin said...
May 26, 2010 at 2:36 PM

are you back? where are the deets? need to hear all about it!

LiLu said...
May 26, 2010 at 6:16 PM

Hahaha I DIED when my mom sent me that in an email!

Only I knew she was talking about me, not her...

Oops.

gayle said...
May 26, 2010 at 11:28 PM

Tried to email you but couldn't.....hope you are doing ok. Miss you!!