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Hey look at me, no not there, here. Over here. I have a post up over at the beautiful Kelly's place at Speaking from the Crib.

I actually wrote this one awhile back.The fact she's posting it today is a small blessing in disguise. Yours truly has gone beyond tired and has made friends with unicorns that are now mysteriously appearing in my home. Yes Libby, it is kind of fun.

It's really not that bad, my body is adapting to not sleeping for 8 hours a night. Funny how that happens. Though I noticed a new wrinkle this morning and seriously contemplated adding several ounces of Bailey's to my morning coffee to take the edge off that horror!

Anyway, it's a new story, about the time my sister inadvertenly almost killed me when I was three. Don't worry, I got her back when we were teenagers and I told her boyfriend she only changed her underwear once a week. It was a total lie, but she DID almost kill me people!

Say it with me....thank fuck it's Friday!


Menopausal New Mom said...
May 14, 2010 at 8:51 AM

Gotta go and check it out! Have a good weekend!

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2010 at 9:23 AM

AMEN to that Sista!


June said...
May 14, 2010 at 9:31 AM

Last night was a wee bit like a Friday... kick my ass this morning. Pass the Bailey's!!

The Queen said...
May 14, 2010 at 9:57 AM

I am so headed over there to see..

The Only Girl said...
May 14, 2010 at 11:27 AM

Congrats on being in The Crib! Well done. And WOW - that's some story!

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2010 at 12:22 PM

I must see this!!

Hey--you should come link up with Fawk You Friday...I have a feeling it would be GOOD times! XO


Salt said...
May 14, 2010 at 2:04 PM

Thank fuck is right. 5 more hours till happy hour!

I think I'm going to have to start depriving myself of sleep. I LOVE unicorns!!

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2010 at 2:13 PM

Cant wait to read the story!

I am sooooooo freakin glad its Friday. Although that means my kids will be home all friggin day. Ugh.

Danielle said...
May 14, 2010 at 3:13 PM

Thank fuck its Friday!!

Aunt Juicebox said...
May 14, 2010 at 6:49 PM

Oh hellz yeah, thank fuck it's Friday. I'm already celebrating. It's been a long damn week, and to be honest, it's been a long couple of weeks really. I'm surprised I made it this long without a drink. I have shit to do tomorrow (damn Melissa) but I'll just have to get through it HUNG OVER, baby!

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2010 at 8:32 PM

TFIF!You deserve a glass of wine(or four) Then a nice long lie-in. And since you've been working your ass off, you totally deserve a new pair of shoes (or four).

Cheers to the weekend! Hope you have a chance to breathe and relax.

Kat said...
May 14, 2010 at 10:57 PM

I have something for you over at my blog. And I'm so sorry for the new wrinkle...Ponds...use Ponds in the morning and Ponds at night...especially on the lines :)

Anonymous said...
May 15, 2010 at 8:25 AM

Ok - You crack open the Baileys and I'll nip over for a read :0)

My Mercurial Nature said...
May 15, 2010 at 2:54 PM

I'll go over and check it out. Meanwhile, would it cheer you up to get an award? Meh...even a little? There's one for you at my blog.

Linda Medrano said...
May 15, 2010 at 3:04 PM

Telling your sister's bf that she didn't change her undies, is just plain mean. I would have told him she had a raging flare up of Herpes! LOL!

MiMi said...
May 15, 2010 at 7:00 PM

Holy crap, I just read it. I can't believe you were freakin' run over!!!

gayle said...
May 15, 2010 at 10:41 PM

Read it!! Loved it!!