I Love My Family But Is It Really Necessary for You To Visit?

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 Lice story here. I know you're all dying to read it.

Hey, can I come stay at your place for a few days? I shower, I swear.


kyooty said...
August 3, 2010 at 11:48 PM

good luck with your famdamily!

MiMi said...
August 4, 2010 at 12:01 AM

OMG. You are MORE than welcome to come stay with me!
Have to shower. No matter what, you have to shower!! It's a rule!!
Well, for clean people, it's a rule, I guess. Gross.

*LLUVIA* said...
August 4, 2010 at 12:44 AM



My family is annoying in the way that I have to clean the fucking house before they get here! They literally CANNOT sleep if the house is dirty!

I blame my mother, who is the clean freak!

*LLUVIA* said...
August 4, 2010 at 12:45 AM

If you don't mind staying in a house where I mop every other day, you are welcome! :)

Along said...
August 4, 2010 at 1:09 AM

I have a live-in maid but 3 kids, so the house is relatively clean. You can come sleep in my guest room. I'll provide all the fluffy towels you need.

Do you have to play hostess? Can't you plead "illness" or something?

adrienzgirl said...
August 4, 2010 at 1:17 AM

Hey all the boys are gone. Just me and BDC and the baby. C'mon!

Anonymous said...
August 4, 2010 at 4:16 AM

Im thinking she better share some of that prozac and wine or she may not live through this little visit. =)

Good luck.

Alex said...
August 4, 2010 at 6:49 AM

Book yourself into a hotel and bypass the whole experience. When she leaves drop a few flea bombs into the house, just in case.

The Only Girl said...
August 4, 2010 at 10:24 AM

Good luck to you! Can't wait to read about what happens. I have a feeling there will definitely be something.

Linda Medrano said...
August 4, 2010 at 12:50 PM

OMG! Can't you just stick her with your ex for a few days? They might have a great time together and then he wouldn't be blabbing to your kids on FB?

Salt said...
August 4, 2010 at 1:54 PM

EW! If I were you, I'd be covering everything in plastic right about now.

Sorry for your stanky houseguest. You are welcome to come hang out with me any time of course.

Lori E said...
August 4, 2010 at 3:29 PM

So I am guessing she doesn't read your blog?

Danielle said...
August 4, 2010 at 4:30 PM

What is wrong with spending all your money on prozac and wine?
I shower though just saying. Come on over!

Menopausal New Mom said...
August 4, 2010 at 11:34 PM

I've got the spare room ready for you. Oh, there's a catch, you have to sleep with my hubby's brother. He's visiting from Toronto for the next gawd only knows how long. Hey, maybe we should set up a date between your sister and my brother in law :)

Ed said...
August 5, 2010 at 5:28 AM

Sounds like a very fine individual.


Every family's got at least one.

June said...
August 5, 2010 at 8:58 AM

Oh lucky you...
I'd drop kick her ass out the door.

MindyMom said...
August 5, 2010 at 11:23 AM

I'd go ahead and cook the mussles. Maybe the aroma will overcome your sisters stank.


Tiffany said...
August 5, 2010 at 11:43 AM

good lord. best of luck to you...hope we don't see a post next week about how you're now america's most wanted...

Christy said...
August 6, 2010 at 12:41 PM

I just spent over a week with my in-laws visiting. Not only do they think I'm not good enough for their son, to whom I've been married for almost 27 years, but my FIL complained about EVERYTHING! Even down to the mustard container and I gave up my room for them just to hear him complain about the pillows I had for him to use. I feel for you.

I found you through Fawk You Friday and I'm your newest follower.

gayle said...
August 6, 2010 at 6:42 PM

You are so funny!! Can't wait to hear about her visit!