So Let's Find Out Just How Demented You Are

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Ok so dude that did this little bit of profiling with us kept referring to Psychology Today, which is a well-known magazine. Dude could also be full of shit, I don't know. I have to tell you though, I was sitting at a table of 8 people when he revealed the answers and we were all ooohing and ahhhing like we had suddenly become enlightened buddas. I and another guy (who just so happened to be my boss) refused to share our answers on the last question with the rest of the table. You'll see why in a minute.

So my answers were:

Favorite color - red (of course)
Warm, strong, bright

The words you used to describe your favorite color is how you subconciously see yourself. Mimi apparently thinks she's very eye-catching. Egotistical much Mimi? :0)

Favorite animal - cat
Alone, stand offish, aloof

The words used to desribe your favorite animal reveals how you think others see you. Apparently I'm a snob.

White room
Cool, calm, alone (there's that damn word again)
The words used to describe your feelings in a white room are how you subconciously feel about your future. Let's not talk about the fact that I've used the word alone twice.

Body of water
Fast, noisy, cool

This one, well this one reveals how you like your sex. It disturbs me that my boss also refused to reveal his answers on this one. I was NOT about to tell people that I like fast, noisy sex. Tell me how quickly that would have gone viral over the email system at work?

But some of your answers!!!! Some of your answers had me hooting outrageously. Gayle has everlasting sex which makes me incredibly jealous. Zgirl has wet, refreshing sex which I can't even think about. She also thinks others see her as sleek, stealth and agile which is really interesting. It's why I smushy love her face. I'm concerned that Quixotic doesn't have a very bright view of her future and we need to stage an intervention.

Salt became so anxious at the thought of the white room she couldn't even finish the questions, as did Mrs. BlogsAlot. You two should hook up and talk over your anxiety issues, really. Logical Libby was apparenlty told at camp that she wants to sleep with farm animals. This explains so much Libby. Once again Mimi takes the cake with humungous, deadly sex. Holy black widow Mimi!!!

I had so much fun reading your answers! For those that didn't include your answers in the comments, let me know if you have any deep psychological issues you need help sorting out. I'm a trained professional now ....all expert and stuff.

Fuck I love you guys. You make me smile.


Eternally Distracted said...
June 8, 2010 at 8:13 AM

Now I know I'm scared to reveal my answers... It's probably be better to make them up!! You? Snobbish? Nahhhh

Quixotic said...
June 8, 2010 at 8:57 AM

BA HA HA!!!! Looooooove it!!

Except for solitary, bored and restless future that is, but at least it will be full of rythmic, alive and powerful sex!! ho-ha!

Mrsblogalot said...
June 8, 2010 at 9:39 AM

Hey, have you ever been in an all white room??

It's scary...

And those attendants, I kept asking them for extra towels and all they wanted to do was give me little stuff in paper shot cups. What was their problem?

MindyMom said...
June 8, 2010 at 10:10 AM

Dude, my future looks pretty bleak now. Thanks a lot.

Better get all that vast, refreshing and soothing sex while I still can!

Daffy said...
June 8, 2010 at 10:15 AM

Man Oh man! That'll teach me to puke out my ass. ( wasn't pretty. I'll spare you the details).

I would love to have gotten in on this! I love your answers though!

Mae Rae said...
June 8, 2010 at 10:43 AM

okay that was fun. I saved my answers and could not wait to see what they meant. I like my sex cool, refreshing and fun. that about sums it up.

Salt said...
June 8, 2010 at 11:44 AM

I love this so much that I can hardly stand it. And interestingly enough, I DO have anxiety issues! The doctor said so! :)

I don't really think I'm sad, but I could have had a better third word for my color.

And it's really not too far off. Those are the ways I feel about the future. Which is why I very much live in the now. :)

Thanks again for doing this!

jessalyn said...
June 8, 2010 at 12:31 PM

omg- i missed yesterdays post (which i am not so sad about, because i am pretty sure it would have confirmed that i am crazypants), but this is hilarious.

this is like mash, but 100 times better.

adrienzgirl said...
June 8, 2010 at 1:08 PM

Well, I am fucking super stoked about my future! It will be quiet, peaceful and HAPPY? Yeah, happy cause it will be quiet and peaceful! SUH-WEET!

So thrilled that you all know that I have cool, wet and refreshing SEX! Niiiiicccceee! That's why my marriage is so HAWT! Bwahahaha!

As for the way I think others see me? AHEM...yes, I am THAT arrogant! *big huge cheesy smile*

Hillbilly Duhn said...
June 8, 2010 at 1:10 PM

I couldn't get blogger to work yesterday. Now I'm pissed. I think that woulda been loads of fuN to participate in!

Steven Anthony said...
June 8, 2010 at 1:17 PM

blogger was giving me fits yesterday:( sounds like I missed out

TerresaE said...
June 8, 2010 at 2:01 PM

Ok, I kept my notes from yesterday so I could see how it turned out. I am appearently cool, light and peaceful, while others see me as loyal, sweet and soft. I have feel bored, claustrophobic and anxious about my future and I like my sex cool, blue and calm????? Something is very wrong with this wonder I feel bored with my future...

MiMi said...
June 8, 2010 at 2:18 PM

Holy heck, this is hilarious. Yeah, I SO do not see myself as eye catching. Unless they're pointing at the fat chick... LOL

Crazy Brunette said...
June 8, 2010 at 5:51 PM

Oh my fucking GOD!!!

Well our answers were DAMN near identical!!!

Except for white room, I think padded psychopath... Fuuuuck. That's awesome!

And stream, fast, NOISY, and COLD!

What the fuck? Do I like to do it in a freezer... I do HAVE to have the fan on though!

blueviolet said...
June 8, 2010 at 7:11 PM

So my future is going to be sterile? What the eff does that mean?

Erin said...
June 8, 2010 at 11:33 PM

I so knew one of them was about sex. And I vaguely remembered the other I was too chicken to leave my answers in the comments lest someone (a-hem) make fun of me! heehhhehe

gayle said...
June 9, 2010 at 12:10 AM

yea when I have's pretty everlasting!! This was such a fun post!! Loved it!!!

Kim said...
June 9, 2010 at 10:23 AM

Shit! I read the answers before I could take the quiz!

~J said...
June 9, 2010 at 11:04 AM

I totally missed out on this...gonna come back to it after I've forgotten the answer part!!

T!nK said...
June 9, 2010 at 2:25 PM

lol. im so upset i missed this!!! i think im back now. lol.

The Blue Zoo said...
June 10, 2010 at 4:15 AM

Damn, bummed I missed the 1st post!

I will have to tease ZGirl! Thats just too funny!

Yankee Girl said...
June 10, 2010 at 4:22 PM

I can't believe I missed this! This is what I get for slacking off....

Scribe said...
June 11, 2010 at 2:54 AM

I missed this so I'm cheating and giving you my answers now. Sue me!

Fresh, Beauty, New

Free, friendly, sleek

White room
Clean slate, Stark, Empty

Freedom, flowing, rushing

*LLUVIA* said...
June 11, 2010 at 5:48 PM

I see myself as natural, simple, and soothing (I do love natural and simplicity)

I guess I think others see me as loyal fun and happy!

But my future can't be boring, lonely, and sad!! :(

I love sex blue, refreshing, and dangerous!! LMAO!!

Eternally Distracted said...
June 14, 2010 at 7:59 AM

OK, enough already... where are you?!!

Menopausal New Mom said...
June 22, 2010 at 9:37 PM

Everything okay Sweetie? Where you been?

gayle said...
June 23, 2010 at 4:51 PM

Hey write us a little note so we know you are ok!! Missing you!!

Ian said...
June 24, 2010 at 4:39 PM

Yes I missed this post the first time around as I have missed many posts.

So what up - you still alive?