Errrr...Ummm Hello?

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Crazy lady steps to the microphone, head hanging with shame and a faint blush tinging her cheeks. "Hello?"

So I'm not blushing, but yeah hanging my head with shame, just a wee bit. I logged on expecting to have four followers left. To my surprise, I've only lost about 10 of you. This tells me one thing, you people never clean up your blog lists! What the hell is wrong with you? I haven't opened my blog since my last post. Seriously. I also didn't realize how much I missed this until.....right now. Putting these words out there knowing that some of you will read and respond and I'll respond back and we'll insult each other and you'll offer your words of wisdom and then I'll read all about your crazy antics and your dysfunctional lives and boy have I missed this.

I'm baaaccccck she says...as Satan shudders with fear.

I have stories!

But really it's the new man you want to hear about isn't it? C'mon you know it is.

Yes, he's still around. Yes, I'm still deliriously happy.

Yes, I'm in LOVE. I'm fucking in love people. I know, you're as amazed as I am right? In love like I didn't think it was possible for this hard, blackened heart to love.

So be prepared because I'm going to bore you to shit with stories of the blue eyed boy. After I catch up on what everyone has been up to. Must go read.....

Oh I'll be back, I promise.

18 comments:

Unknown said...
January 31, 2011 at 6:12 PM

Welcome back and yes I do clean out my list. I chose to hang onto you figuring you would miss us too terribly to stay gone too long..

GunDiva said...
January 31, 2011 at 6:16 PM

Yay, DM!

I missed you and I'm so happy you're in love!

KCSherri said...
January 31, 2011 at 6:27 PM

Where the hell have you been, girl?

Oh...a man? Then you're excused.

Welcome back!

MrsBlogAlot said...
January 31, 2011 at 6:39 PM

I'm so happy for you!!!! Yes! Stories please!!!

I was so excited to see your name rise to the top of the blog roll!!! See? Pays not to clean it up!

Welcome back!!!

adrienzgirl said...
January 31, 2011 at 7:02 PM

Well hello yourself! My oh my have I missed your antics!

Must have stories! This is going to be awesome!

For the record...I telled you so! MWAH!

mommy_sammyk said...
January 31, 2011 at 8:13 PM

It's good to have you back! Can't wait for the stories!!

gayle said...
January 31, 2011 at 9:19 PM

I am so glad you are back!! I want to hear all about your new guy, what you've been up to and the kids!

Anonymous said...
January 31, 2011 at 10:59 PM

Thank God! I was going to call the RCMP's to search for ya! Those stories better be good. :-)

I'm so happy for you! And I sure am happy to see you back!

Just call me Yankee said...
January 31, 2011 at 11:59 PM

I am glad to see you back. I don't post alot either. But I don't have any followers. So I hang on to the ones I follow. Cuz sometimes you come back. And a new man? Let's share new man stories! Come on, share the stories!

Anonymous said...
February 1, 2011 at 2:07 AM

The sex (and love and blah blah blah) must be really good for you to abandon us so...

Damn lucky you! Though, yeah, i'm in the same boat, just not sharing yet...

In any case, hurrah, you're back!

Tuppence said...
February 1, 2011 at 3:51 AM

Awww, fantastic news and great to have you back! Can't wait to here the stories...

T
x

Gabi said...
February 1, 2011 at 10:48 AM

Well, hello! I'm so happy for you. I figured you were too busy being in love to bother with the blog business.

Glad to see you back though. I definitely missed you.

You know, I realized that I don't think I was ever officially following you! So, you actually gained a follower today...sort of. ;)

The Only Girl said...
February 1, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Yay! Bring on the stories!

Liz Mays said...
February 1, 2011 at 3:06 PM

When you said you were in love, you should have seen the smile on my face!

So happy!

Anonymous said...
February 1, 2011 at 11:31 PM

Okay first of all, so glad you're back. I had just found you and then you disappear.
Second, I want to hear about this love now. Right this minute!
Third, I do clean out my reader but I kept you in girl. :)

June said...
February 4, 2011 at 7:35 PM

I think all of us followers are smiling for you (blueviolet is not alone)

Now we need pictures!!

Menopausal New Mom said...
February 4, 2011 at 11:19 PM

You're in love!! That is so awesome, when do I meet him, when do I meet him :)